Welcome to funny last words by fangride11 and phatdoggi! A comment list of funny last words are below. Read and enjoy!
"Don't worry, it's dead."
"You don't have the guts..."
"Wonder what THIS button does..."
"You can't kill me!"
"That knife is dull, right?"
"I believe I can fly..."
"I believe I locked the door."
"Don't worry, the flu doesn't kill."
"Don't let it end like this! Tell them I said something!"
"Pshh... I'm not dying! *COUGH COUGH*"
"There is no such thing as dying."
"It's only a 100 foot jump..."
"A vertical acre really isn't that far. See? [JUMPS]"
"Cliff jumping doesn't hurt me, I eat my greens."
"*CLICK* Yeah, new pirated software! [FBI BREAKS IN] NOO!!!"
"They always said I was bad at parkour... now I'll show them."
"Ladies and gentlemen! I am standing on the newly engineered 2mm thick platform, the world's thinnest-"
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go."
"Don't worry, the ground is quite stable he-"
"What he said."
