Collection of Last Words: Part 2

Title is self explanatory. Part two of funny last words. Enjoy!


"With the motor-vehicles of modern day, it is not considered safe to place one's self in the street, however, I shall prove this assumption wrong."

"Are you sure this is water? NOT cyanide?"

"Just like in the movies, that spinning blade will stop right before it hits me."

"You're one of the good guys, right?"

"Hey nice prop! It even feels rea-"

"Hello [ACTUALLY SAYS 'Kill me' IN RUSSIAN]! Wait, what are you-"

"Bunny!"

"Hey look at this, you guys! It's a-"

"Do not fear! I will save you!"

"All you people who say death is inevitable... OBSERVE!"

"Only in heaven! [Sees a man] ATHEIST."

"I use Google Earth. There's no death penalty for invading personal space right?"

"[Hears sirens] MOM! BORDER PATROL!"

"I haven't died yet. I'm sure I'm okay."

"You're gonna die!"

"I'M the one with a gun."

"Don't die on me!"

"That's not fair! I didn't pull a gun! Cheater..."

"I am about to discover the most important secret of my life."

"Thanks man, you saved my life!"