Collection of Last Words: Part 3

Part three of funny last words:


"My car drives so smoothly now! [BOOM]"

"Boy, you look drunk."

"What's that in your pocket?"

"COW IN THE ROAD!!!!!"

"I think I know too much."

"So, what do YOU do for a living?"

"I'm the best assassin on EARTH! [SHANK]"

"Why am I not dead?"

"I'm gonna be okay!"

"What's that toaster doing in my bathtub? Wait..."

"[SEES FALLING OBJECT] What the..."

"Now where did I put my heart attack pills? I feel something coming on..."

"Oh no! My parents are gonna kill me."

"I'm dead."

"Challenge accepted."

"Share the road! [SMASH]"

"Don't worry. It's only a dream."

"Someone took my brain! Oh, wait."

"It even looks like a real life grenad-"

"My grandma is angry."